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Cape Disappointment to Deception Pass: What’s up with the depressing names?

The bridge at Deception Pass, between Whidbey Island and Fidalgo Islands. It got its name from Captain George Vancouver, who felt deceived by the width of the waterway.
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The bridge at Deception Pass, between Whidbey Island and Fidalgo Islands. It got its name from Captain George Vancouver, who felt deceived by the width of the waterway.

Anyone who has road-tripped around Washington state might have noticed a depressing trend: Cape Disappointment. Point No Point. Deception Pass. Foulweather Bluff. Useless Bay. Point Defiance. Obstruction Island. Massacre Bay. Destruction Island. Dismal Nitch.

Geez, Washington. Way to be a downer.

KUOW Local Wonder listener Jessica Goecke wanted to know the stories behind some of these names: “What's up with all of the ominous names of places in the region?” she asked.

We consulted experts, perused historical accounts and referenced a few reputable books, and here’s the bottom line: It seems that exploring expeditions in the 18th and 19th centuries weren't much fun at all. They were frustrating and often downright dangerous. That’s why explorers may not have felt the love when it came time to name places. 

If you're thinking, why not keep the earlier names?! Well, that's why there's a movement to return to Native place names. Meantime, here are four stories behind the names.

Deception Pass

Deception Pass, the narrow strait between Whidbey and Fidalgo Islands, is striking and, in the fog, haunting. Its picturesque double bridges feature prominently in moody Instagram posts.

Edmond S. Meany, author of “Origin of Washington Geographic Names,” wrote that Captain George Vancouver originally named this waterway Port Gardner in 1772. But after his crew took a small boat to explore the area, they learned it was a mere narrow passage.

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It wouldn’t be the last time the captain showed his frustration by giving a place a bummer name. 

Still, Vancouver’s evident grudges against bodies of water didn’t stop him from being generous with his crew. He named the separated mass of land, Whidbey Island, after Joseph Whidbey, who led the expedition that discovered Deception Pass.

Cape Disappointment

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The name Cape Disappointment comes from one of those failed attempts, Meany wrote. English explorer John Mears rounded the cape in 1788 looking for the river, but he couldn’t navigate past the sandbar and raging currents. His expedition sailed on after changing the cape’s name from San Roque (the name given by Spanish explorers 13 years earlier) to Cape Disappointment. And, perhaps channeling the future Captain Vancouver, he named the surrounding bay Deception Bay.

Point Defiance

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He was thinking military. Wilkes believed the Tacoma Narrows waterway off Point Defiance would be the ideal place to launch a military defense.

“This narrow pass seems as if intended by nature to afford every means for the defense of Puget’s Sound,” Wilkes wrote. “Point Defiance, on the east, commands all the approaches. … The Narrows, if strongly fortified, would bid defiance to any attack, and guard its entrance against any force.”

Because of Wilkes’ account, President Andrew Johnson reserved the 640-acre area for military use. And later, after no military operation materialized, the land was given to the City of Tacoma to be used for a park.

Destruction Island

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The island had been named Isla de Dolores (Island of Sorrows) by Spanish explorers 12 years earlier after a similar massacre. The name “Destruction” had been applied to the river where the group of fur traders were killed (now known as the Hoh River). But Captain Vancouver decided to expand that name to the island during an expedition in 1782.

Adding to the island’s lore: It is estimated that at least a dozen shipwrecks happened near Destruction Island, according to

Okay, so what about the others?

[asset-images[{"caption": "", "fid": "133807", "style": "card_280", "uri": "public://201702/forgotten.jpg", "attribution": ""}]]Washington has loads of other dismal place names, and most don’t leave much doubt about what their namers were thinking. Obstruction Islandgot in the way of large boats. Massacre Bay showed evidence of bloodshed. Foulweather Bluff didn’t have the nicest weather. Useless Bay is notably shallow. Point No Point was too muddy and shallow to anchor a ship. And as for Dismal Nitch, well, that’s what Captain William Clark thought of it.

But, hey — we’re not alone when it comes to downer names. Our neighbors to the north in Vancouver, B.C., have a bleak collection of names left over from pioneer days, too. For starters, there are the Sorrow Islands, Doom Mountain and Leg-in-Boot Square.

Want to guess about the story behind that last one?You get one try.