A little gallows humor to get you through the day.
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weirdly looking forward to the part of this movie when these folks realize Trump can't fix their lives and they start physically eating him. pic.twitter.com/zdX6XEVDp9
— Luke Burbank (@lukeburbank) November 9, 2016
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I hope those balloons are filled with carbon monoxide, for the possible group suicide later. pic.twitter.com/uCXY72iht2
— Christopher Frizzelle (@TheFrizzler) November 9, 2016
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BuzzFeed brought in puppy therapy for the New York office today. There are time slots so we don’t overwhelm them with our grief.
— meg cramer (@Meg_Cramer) November 9, 2016
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Hey folks, @kerrilendo here tweeting for Tig all day while she builds her ark. Carpentry skills and reclaimed wood will get us all thru this
— Tig Notaro (@TigNotaro) November 9, 2016
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this election has been a very good psa against mascara
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) November 9, 2016
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Light rail will outlast Trump. https://t.co/PXitauqy7h
— Heidi Groover (@heidigroover) November 9, 2016
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I dreamt that the guy from The Apprentice had become President of The United States of America. Haha. pic.twitter.com/tJaBMdaaYh
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) November 9, 2016
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WOMAN PREZ REQS: Likable but a leader, experienced but open to criticism, stoic but warm, pretty but not sexy
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) November 9, 2016
MALE PREZ REQS: make red hats
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Can Obama not just turn the telly up really loud and pretend he didn't hear the doorbell? #ElectionNight
— Mark Simpson (@MarkSimpson1980) November 9, 2016